I have an idea son, why don’t we drive to the nearest cliff and see if the law of gravity applies to you.
Reblogging for that fucking comment
Jennifer Lawrence in the Catching Fire Berlin premiere
THE RETURN OF THE HOT BODYGUARD!!!!
im not gonna guard my body, if ya now what i mean
You have got to be kidding me..
This is beautiful. And on the topic of sleepovers and kids getting stuck in uncomfortable situations: My mom and I had a code, ever since my first sleepover. I would always call home to say goodnight, and if I asked “How is the cat doing?”, it meant that I wasn’t comfortable and I wanted her to pick me up. I did use this code a few times, and whenever I did, my mom came up with the excuses for me. I was never stuck at a sleepover I didn’t want to be at - and as a child with anxiety and social phobia, this was a great system.
posts like these are the reason i love tumblr
So there are these glue pads they use to catch rats, that when a rat steps on it, it can’t move. They’re individually sealed so the glue doesn’t dry. So what if hunters put salt on them then resealed them, and when they need a salt line they can just throw a few down and it can’t get blown away, but it can be taken off easily, unlike glue.
Actual five year olds.
Forever reblog for the fact that Loki is “Tony’s stuff.”
i hate when people ask “who you tryna look good for?!” bitch myself bye
WAIT IS IT ACTUALLY GENUINELY A THING THAT AMERICANS DON’T HAVE KETTLES?
BUT THEN HOW DO THEY MAKE TEA?!
by throwing it into the harbor
“My poor baby” I whisper tenderly to 30+ year old man on a tv show
“My poor baby” I whisper tenderly to 1 000 000 000+ year old angel on a tv show
“My poor baby” I whisper tenderly to 900+ year old alien on a tv show.
“My poor baby” I whisper tenderly to 1000+ year old Norse God in a movie.
“oh my god I’m never having one of those” I whisper tenderly to a baby
To what do I owe my success? Well, Suzanne Collins, Rick Riordan and J.K. Rowling ripped out my heart in unison so that’s not there to hinder me.
Smart ideas for Smarter cities
IBM’s marketing team shitting all over competition
me too, bro. me too.
More new images from the Doctor Who Christmas Special, Doctor Who: The Time of the Doctor.
Premiering December 25th 2013 at 9/8c.
So I’m reading a Doctor Who book, Only Human. And Jack is in it. They were in a situation and needed a distraction so:
and I was just like “Oh you”
of course. buT THEN THIS
THEN HE GRABBED WHAT